The King Is Dead

King Fahd of Saudi Arabia, the grand piece of shit, the world's biggest hypocrite, is finally dead! The Custodian of The Two Holy Mosques of Islam (Mecca and Medina), as he liked to be called, enforced a brutal, inhuman interpretation of Islam on his citizens and held public beheadings every Friday to punish those who deviated from the righteous path. All the while, he consumed alcohol and gambled away the country's oil revenues, with rumor having it that he lost $6M in one night in Monte Carlo. In case you didn't know, alcohol and gambling are absolute, unambiguous no no's in Islam.

It is unfortunate that the U.S. is not sincere about its desire to spread "democracy" around the world because this would be a great opportunity to make some transitions in the House of Saud. No need to fret however. With American-made weaponry, the royal family will continue to make women cover from head-to-toe, prohibit women from driving, hold public beheadings every Friday and enforce Islamic law in its most savage and inhuman form.

I bet the Saudis would love to have Saddam as their ruler any day.